Brostitute

An informal friend or acquaintance who has prostutional tendencies.

(friend) Yo dude, wassup with Petko recently, he seem to be smokin' more rock than he get paid in a month?

(other friend) Yeah bro', i seen that shit too. He must be suckin' cocks for rocks, cheapass li'l brostitute.
(friend) Aah yeah makes sense. Sellin' his ass crack for crack ash and cash again.

by _no1_ April 9, 2024

Blogstitute

a female offering friendship on a blog site and just happens to have some hot photos you can pay to see

"lakira wants to be your friend‏" is the come on from this blogstitute.

by Paulo One January 5, 2009

Postitute

Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.

"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."

by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011

Boatitude

The obnoxious attitude related to boats, often invoked by those who believe they own boats when if fact they do not.

Mark: Did you see how Anne took charge of the boat like she owns the place?
Kyle: Tell me about it. Bitch has got some serious boatitude going on right now.

by beachchairbitchez June 19, 2013

Bootitude

To have an attitude of Texas size while wearing the sexiest boots in the room.

That boy had some serious "bootitude!"

by The emperors of bootitude July 16, 2013

Brostitution

: A male belonging to the YOLO demographic being forced to sell their body to support their freewheeling lifestyle.

: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.

"Dude, we're out of cash and stranded in Nicaragua! We're going to have to turn to brostitution!"

"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."

by Tillibum May 13, 2014

Brostitut

a guy who only pretends to be a bro in hopes of receiving some sort of benefit (usually booze, women or money)

Guy 1: who the hell was that guy you were smoking with last night?
Guy 2: Agh, I have no idea man, I reckon he was just another brostitute

by CannibalPLK December 5, 2014