bork is the name given to a fart released underwater in the bath tub. the name comes from the sound made.
by HNC September 25, 2003
by Hellrazor June 23, 2003
by mercjeeee April 28, 2005
A word that for some reason appears frequently of a certain page viewed in a certain edition of a certain browser.
Also used in place of numerous profanities until the discovery of "cactus."
Also used in place of numerous profanities until the discovery of "cactus."
by Andro April 05, 2003
Adjective; To be messed up, lagging; Noun- Implying air-headedness. Verb- To mess up, slow on the uptake.
"God, how bork'd do you have to be to get hit by a parked car?"
"She was such a bork during the speech, I totally could tell she was hung over."
"Dumbass, you don't light up a cigarette or ANYTHING during geometry. Hell, why the fuck do you even have a lighter? You thirteen, bork!"
"She was such a bork during the speech, I totally could tell she was hung over."
"Dumbass, you don't light up a cigarette or ANYTHING during geometry. Hell, why the fuck do you even have a lighter? You thirteen, bork!"
by Analgator August 26, 2006
Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"
You just got donkey borked.
"My cowboy friend is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"
A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him... The hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted", then he borked him.
"My cowboy friend is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"
A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him... The hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted", then he borked him.
by Kincaide&MrCutie October 30, 2006
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