Bedazzled lock

When someone places candy (perferabbly the fruity kind) in a womens "Va jay jay" with chocolate sauce and other sweet assortments, Then the man finds all the candy by licking away the other stuff until the point of an orgasm.

"I heard Courtney had a bedazzled lock last weekend!"
" He totally bedazzled my lock last night."

by Dosent Matter... February 1, 2010

Bedazzled

To ejaculate on a female's back before sprinkling glitter on it.

I just bedazzled my girl and it was fabulous!

by Mtregi May 21, 2015

loaf bedazzlement

When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.

"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"

by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010

Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.

Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"

by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009

bedazzler

When you on the John and you are jacking off and you poop and cum at the same time and you have to to yell BEDAZZLER!!!

Kyle: What took you so long of the can?
Nate: Man i had a bedazzler, that shit was everywhere.

by Tom ASS April 14, 2008

boredable

adj: describes someone who you would only hang out/hook up with when you're bored.

girl: "So that guy over there wants to hang out tonight, should I?"

friend:"He's no Jude Law, but he's boredable."

by April P. September 25, 2007

Bedazzled

High on meth.

Dude, I was Bedazzled as hell last night!

by drumbuster93 July 8, 2010