the action of sexual intercourse in the upright position when the male is relatively too short to reach the female's vagina; he achieves penetration by repeatedly standing up on his tip-toes
Wow, Brice, that volleyball player you showered with was tall! You must have performed one heck of a borchers ballet!
by whitakbt September 26, 2007
Get the borchers ballet mug.To expell gas from 2 orifices at once. Can result in an embarrassing situation possessing the guilty party with an overwhelming torque, causing a head-to-toe rotation. The moment of inertia can be calculated using standard equations and parameters:
I = mr^2
where
m is the mass,
and r is the (perpendicular) distance of the point mass to the axis of rotation.
I = mr^2
where
m is the mass,
and r is the (perpendicular) distance of the point mass to the axis of rotation.
A skydiver may borchelt, losing control of bodily functions in the middle of this unforgettable experience and flip in the sky, as if with no opposing force
by Seamus Doran October 10, 2007
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Means:
-Hott
-Sexy
-Funny
and
- A completely perfect guy/girl.
Verb. Having sexual intercourse.
Means:
-Hott
-Sexy
-Funny
and
- A completely perfect guy/girl.
Verb. Having sexual intercourse.
by Allie & Kim April 4, 2005
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n.
1. : A college aged male that hides their perpetual stoner buzz and utter contempt for the system behind khakis and polo shirts.
2. Interestingly in the perceptions of many, Borches are often deemed poor. Yet they are actually fairly resourceful. Having their tuition and rent paid for by the elders of the tribe, they have more or less a totally disposable income which leads to enough beer and vodka to keep a good buzz going for the majority of the year.
3. One down ass motherfuckin' W*$$a. The Throwedest frestyler alive. Some say he's too commercial but it's certainly more enjoyable listening to him rather than say 50 cent.
n.
1. : A college aged male that hides their perpetual stoner buzz and utter contempt for the system behind khakis and polo shirts.
2. Interestingly in the perceptions of many, Borches are often deemed poor. Yet they are actually fairly resourceful. Having their tuition and rent paid for by the elders of the tribe, they have more or less a totally disposable income which leads to enough beer and vodka to keep a good buzz going for the majority of the year.
3. One down ass motherfuckin' W*$$a. The Throwedest frestyler alive. Some say he's too commercial but it's certainly more enjoyable listening to him rather than say 50 cent.
COP#1: You think we should search this car?
COP#2: Nah, it’s just a Borch. Give him a breathalyzer and let him go.
BORCH: Shit, thank god they didn't search the trunk!
COP#2: Nah, it’s just a Borch. Give him a breathalyzer and let him go.
BORCH: Shit, thank god they didn't search the trunk!
by The main Borch groupie, to stay anonymous September 18, 2008
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by King Unicorn August 31, 2017
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by shmuck loser July 17, 2020
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