boobtard

When a dude goes brain dead when a nice pair of boobs are in front of him.

Dude, did you see that set on that chick at the bar, I turned into a boobtard when I saw them.

by PGB3476 May 8, 2014

BOOAT

A texting acronym for: Biggest Oof Of All Time. In other words, an expression used to describe great shock.

Person A: Hey! Did you hear, Jessica cheated on Mark and he sent out all her nudes.

Person B: No way, BOOAT!💀

by Sugar Mama Big Chungo February 25, 2019

Bointment

Bointment is a non-existent metaphorical ointment you recommend to people when they get butthurt. It is a topical ointment applied on top of both cheeks to relieve any unjustified butthurtedness.

Tristan: “Bro, that’s so wack you won that game of Mario Party strictly on bonus stars!”
Stephen: “Do you need some Bointment bro?”

by Ploomer August 27, 2020

boontrashing

When a mf brings up a random subject that did not have to do with what you were talking abt. Subject changer 🙄

Bro stop being a boontrasher who brings up 9/11 that’s literally boontrashing

by Theogboontrasher April 27, 2023

Bontar

a cigarette.

Joe: yo rick hook it up with a bontar.
Rick: do you need a lighter too gangsta?

by Angel!ca September 25, 2008

bionta

A tall large motherfucker nicest person to fuck with best sex and a great brother a dick that satisfies lady’s and beat anybody ass on any given day

Bionta is that n****

by C-Hoppa December 15, 2019

blont

Ben Affleck's online alias.

blont: Ben Affleck's role in Bounce was totally underrated.

by blont November 26, 2004