BookShelf

Sexual act where someone takes it orally and anally/vaginally at the same time. When 2 people bookend someone, they are bookshelfing or have bookshelved them.

"Were gonna go bookshelf this girl!" "Oh man me and Phil Bookshelved this slut last night!" "So, when are you gonna let me and my boy bookshelf ya?" "I walked in on my mom being bookshelved by my best friend and my dad!"

by BodyDropper August 21, 2008

Bookshame

(n), the guilt you feel when someone on Facebook finds out you unfriended them.

Mary Beth felt great Bookshame when Mark found out she had unfriended him on Facebook.

by MichiganJ August 17, 2010

Bookshelf Babe

A hot/attractive women you see, that you do you want have sex with, but cannot, since you already have a girlfriend and you are not scum enough to cheat on her. She is basically like a book that you don't read, that sits on the book shelf collecting dust.

Janice worked in the office right next to me, she was so beautiful that I often daydreamed about her in the middle of work, however I already have a girlfriend and don't want to risk an office romance either, she'll always be that bookshelf babe to me.

by StankJuice1231 September 27, 2015

Bookshelf ass titties

A chick with ample titties that you could literally stack books on

Damn Allyse with them bookshelf ass titties

by Dude who knows bookshelves November 3, 2019

Fine china and bookshelves

When you paint your dick shaft white, and tape books to the other person's ass.

I hit her with some fine china and bookshelves.

by OrBeChased January 12, 2011

bookist

The act of or someone who discriminates against books, whether it be by their covers, descriptions, author, etc. (for no sensible reason)

Eric is bookist since he refused to read The Hunger Games because of its cover.

by G77 April 20, 2014

Booish

A person who is just too damn cute for any other words, they're just such a boo
This word can be used if you find the person attractive or just plain adorable

Eg-"Oh my god! How can Gordon Ramsay be so Booish! ?"
Eg2-"Ugh, David Attenborough is just so booish! I could hug him here and now!"

by Gordon Ramsay's Garlic Press August 28, 2018