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by Savvy32 September 27, 2020

Bonjour

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The French way of saying "hello", also used in the first song in Disney's Animated movie "Beauty and the Beast" when she sings about not wanting to live in her boring life.

Ex 1:

"Bonjour! How is your day going dear one?"

Ex 2:
"Bonjour m'lady, I have been looking for you everywhere!"

by WeirdInAWeirdWay February 9, 2021

Bonjour-Ho!

A controversial holiday greeting suggested by Bloc Québécois to avoid using Bonjour-Hi.

Store employee: "Bonjour-Ho! Comment puis-je vous aider?"
Customer: What did you just call me?

by RobloxDude March 30, 2021

Bonjour

People think this means hello in French. It actually means “No” in German. Idiots.

Bonjour, ich bin kein Nazi

by Oman_is_a_very April 18, 2021

bonjour

This is the same as "Hello". It's used the same as well. This is a French word, but you can use it as if it's an English greeting! The direct English translation is "good day".
You pronounce it like: bone-joo-h

Bonjour! How's your new trick going?

by the lol frog weeeyyyy March 1, 2022

BONSOIR

bonsoir means that you uhm *yk what*
send a really private photo of you to someone haha

oh Stella just "bonsoir" me haha

by kikicarebears March 3, 2022

bonJORE

When non-native speakers (of French) try to say "Hi" and embarrass themselves in front of native speakers obliviously

Lady 1: "Oooh! France is so unique!" *sees lady walking by* "bonJORE!"

Lady 2:"Uh.. Bonjour!" *smiles nervously*

*inside the head of Lady 2: Oh mon Dieu, cette fille est une putain d'idiot inconscient et odieux!*

by strangerdangerbutnotmegetin October 1, 2023