Boner 

A mistake, so like Boner Donor.

“And that is a boner on my part, when I was your age, I made some huge boners. Boners that i wish i could get back now.”

“I don’t think he knows what boner means.”

Boner by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS December 21, 2021

Boner 

the greatest thing a woman/girl would want to see from her crush.

A Dude from a club: that slut got me a boner!

Boner by The Dirtyminedfangirl! April 22, 2019

boner 

1) When the male genetalia, fills with blood and becomes errect. This can last anywhere from two minutes to two days, depending on performance and any drugs inherent in the host.

2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.

1) ex.... Dude, I saw this smoking girl at the mall yesterday and I popped a huge "boner" in front of my parents.

2)
Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there.

Guy 2: What a "boner"!

boner by 2J May 13, 2005

boner 

1. Something that occurs when the blood leaves a man's brain and goes to his cock.

2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.

"Dude, have Jessica sit on your lap so your mom doesn't see your boner!"

boner by Vicious Bitch June 30, 2006

boner 

The bane of an adolescent young man's existence. Usually happens during class, normally after eyeing an attractive girl. Extremely embarassing, and when you get one, you'll stick your hand in your pocket to tuck it into your boxers in a futile attempt to avoid discomfort/embarassment. In the worst cases, you'll end up coming in your pants.

Rob: Shit, man I was looking at Samantha in English class, and I got a damn boner, man!

Joe: Did it show?

Rob: It looked like I was hiding a fuckin' fire hydrant in my jeans!

Joey: Shit, dude.

boner by Grand Lizard Theodore September 25, 2006

boner 

So you're in 8th period english
And the girl behind you is a DD
And you keep staring at her
And you're like
"Wow. I'd like to do that."
You mind sends stimulation to your crotch
And increases the blood flow
And it's another word for erection.

oh damn look at leslie. i'm getting a boner

boner by lala2341 October 23, 2011

boner 

1. a clumsy error

2. an erection

I hate it when I get a boner in public.

boner by Light Joker April 3, 2006