boner

6. A massive erection also known as; stiffy, tent pole, throbbing bellend, hard on
1. Something pele doesn't hav
3. Something you get just as you reach the bus stop
2. the brunt of many jokes

6. "Waaay! Check out my purple headed yoghurt slinger... ITS MASSIVE!"
"Nice one Corey .. porriiiiiick"
1. *Showering* "ay Pele let us see your erect penis"
"sorry lads, i cant get my johnson up, i have erectile disfuctions"
3. *Bus stopping* "fuck sake!"
2. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
'Cus he had a boner

by harold the prick January 14, 2008

boner

It is called a boner because it really does look like a bone. And it is very hard like a bone.

See look at that bone, he must have a boner.

by LatinLover123467890 April 16, 2009

boner

A boner is rock-hard dick.

I get a spontaneous boner pretty often!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

boner

When your dick gets hard. Called a boner because its hard as bone. Can occur anywhere, anytime, but most commonly in sexual situations. "Tenting" is when it goes horizontal in your pants, typically an embarrassing thing.

Rob saw a stripper and got a severe boner

by karate gamer July 1, 2016

boner

when you dick gets hard as a brick;you use this to shove up someones ass.

ima shove that boner up your moms ass.

by mikorico February 25, 2019

boner

(n.) a crush on a trombone player. The most intense kind of boner is had by a trombone player, for another trombone player, creating perhaps the nerdiest of infatuations and resulting in spontaneous combustion.

Becky: OMG I have the BIGGEST crush on this trombone player I played with in honors band.

Mary Claire: Becky... I'm afraid you have one of the most extreme boners I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

by somethingwitty92 December 30, 2010

boner

the feeling you get when you listen to deftones

person 1: i was listening to deftones just hoping i didn’t get a boner but i did!!

by deftones lover September 13, 2021