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top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.
Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.
by mark May 16, 2003
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Bollicky Bare-Ass

More naked than naked. As naked as naked can get. So naked, it's bollocks.
There I was - hammer-fist drunk, bollicky bare-ass naked, ready to snowboard off my roof...
by TerribleDH December 5, 2011
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Billy Bollocks

To be completely naked
She caught me standing there, completely billy bollocks
by misterhahn August 15, 2006
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bet your bollocks to a barndance

means to be a sure thing, English slang... regular english would be "you bet your life", "you bet your arse"
"You bet your bollocks to a barndance he's going through with the fight" ..Snatch
by i focking hate pikeys December 3, 2007
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Bollocks

My favourite word of all time.
Generally a term used for male genitalia
but can be used for anything.
Something crap or shite,
something not true,
when you drop heavy things on your feet,
a word for tired or knackered
a slag for someone who is annoying or 'a little shit',
A word that shocks and appauls Mrs. Doyle 'get-your-bollocks-outa-my-face'
'Jaysus this applemac is a load of bollocks!'

'Nah that never happened, thats a load of bollocks.'

'Bollocks!! Me toes!!!!'

'I was awake all night, and now Im feckin bollocksed!!'

'That little bollocks threw bottled piss at me!!'
by Black_Rose_325 January 13, 2009
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Top-Bollocks

Nice top-bollocks, Jordan
by Simon Baby Fat Head February 12, 2004
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Bitchy bollocks

Someone who moans/bitches about minor things.
That merv called around mine the other day moaning about meaningless things, he is a right bitchy bollocks.
by joeyjoe12 August 18, 2012
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