Top Bollocks

Used as another name for a females breasts

"she has lovly top bollocks"

by Xod August 28, 2005

stark bollock naked

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.

I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

bertie big bollocks

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.

Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

bollshit

combined from Uwe Boll, worst movie producer/director this planet has ever seen (Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead), and "bullshit"

(1) term to describe the end product of a Boll production

(2) rating for a movie or scene that was just as good as if it was made by Boll himself

(1) "Dude, did you hear who's gonna direct the adaptation of 'Dungeon Siege'?"
"Yes, and it will end up being the same bollshit as usual"

(2) "Hey, what did you think of that one scene in Battlefield Earth when Travo.."
"Oh for gods sake, dont talk to me about that bollshit!"

by Chainsy July 20, 2008

load of bollocks

A product or what someone has done/says is total rubbish

Peter talks a load of bollocks

by Andrew Long January 18, 2004

bollocks to this

It's got a lot of meanings. For one it's kinda like when you're explaining something to someone who doesn't quite get it or... ah, bollocks to this.

Didn't you listen to what I just said? Bollocks to it. Bollocks to this. Bollocks to everything on this godforsaken planet.

by Balter Black September 19, 2016

bollop dey

he is a rare indian fish from the dangerous ends of swindon. His dad has no hair unfortunately. he is an absolute bollop and always has wet hands. he lives in a nigloo and his mum is very fit. #indianMILF. FUCK ME I WANT TO GET IN AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH HIS MUM ONE DAY. INSHALLAH

bollop dey:'LOOK AT YOUR FACE'

by hoesanna69 March 29, 2022