Bonedang

When a guy is doing a girl and just as he is abut to come, he pulls out and sticks it into her bum and shoots his load.

I love it when I get to bonedang her and don't end up on the couch for a month.

Then I bonedanged her and she kicked me in the balls.

by dreadwench December 11, 2010

dog boned

a term used to describe what happens to nice guys, a girl will love them and play with them for a while but after awhile they just get chewed up buried and forgot about just like a DOG BONE

a nice guy falls for a girl and she toys with his feelings then justs moves on just like a dog does with a dog bone play with it for a while love it then start to chew on it and destroy it then bury it and forget it "dog boned"

by bowwacker June 17, 2013

Boifedot

A computer virus which is designed to render ineffective the spell-check tool on Microsoft Word.

Professor: I took a look at that rough draft you emailed me for your term paper. How can i say this? You sound fucking retarded. Everything was misspelled.

Student: God Dammit i thought i got rid of that Boifedot infecting my computer.

Professor: Oh...well in that case i completely understand and fully sympathize...you still really suck at grammar and spelling.

by Estevan September 28, 2009

boiled salmon

(n) a word used to express how slow something is going.

usu. used in reference to elevators.

this elevator is going slower than an elephant in quick sand...or a boiled salmon.

by srah January 23, 2005

Boiled Rabbit

Boiled Rabbit is the description for the psychyo girl who stalks, hunts and and will eventially try and kill you. In the classic movie "Fatal Attraction" Glen Closes charachter stalks Michael Douglas after he ends their cheating affair. She then goes to all lenghths for revenge ultimately breaking into his family's home and then taking his sons pet rabbit and boiling it in the cooking pot.

Friend: " Dude, why are you even remotely interested in her? Avoid Christy like the plague!"
Would be next victim: "why , she's nice! She's so into me..."
Friend: " Two words bro: 'BOILED RABBIT' "
Would be next victim: WOW, Ok Thanks, IM OUT. Runnin for the hills...

by Max Watts September 10, 2013

R-Boned

1. Getting pulled into a useless conversation with a self-proclaimed expert on the subject matter
2. Having a certain self-proclaimed expert involved on a cost and time sensitive project and totally failing
3. In general, getting screwed by an incompetent hipster

Where's Jon? We're going to be late for lunch.

We better just leave him be, he's getting R-Boned so I doubt we'll be seeing him anytime soon.

by Paul Bunyan 2nd June 26, 2013

big boned

An excuse used by fat people when they don't want to admit that they are fat.

Honest Person: You are fat!
Fat Person: No I am just big boned!

by Jake Landen January 3, 2006