Pull a Bobbitt

To cut off a man's penis while he is sleeping, and throw it out the window.

Don't you DARE put your feet on the coffee table again, or else I'll pull a Bobbitt!

by SPEDcial Forces May 20, 2008

Lorena Bobbitt

A female sexual sadist, not exactly a criminal, from the US State of Virginia.

Lorena Bobbitt is not a criminal, IMHO , because cutting off a guy's penis after he raped you is not considered a crime, just a sadistic, cruel and unusual punishment

by Sexydimma December 2, 2015

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt

Penis cut off with knife.

Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!

by BayAreaBiker August 23, 2008

bobbitt

An act in halo where a female player shoots the penis of the male halo player.

If you t-bag me again I'll bobbitt you!

by Surfergirl08 April 7, 2008

cum bobbied dreep shaft

when your father takes your big plasma tv to watch golf and falls asleep while watching it so that you have to walk downstairs and watch what could be high def. porn on the little tv

dude, your dad is really a cum bobbied dreep shaft. he jacked our tv to watch golf but fell asleep and if we try to change the channell he will wake up and beat us with his fucking cock.

by Jeffthegiraffemasta October 3, 2006

bobbitt

A man with no penis.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

A: Bobbitt

by bill the cat October 29, 2008

Harrison Bobbitt

a really ohh sooo freakin ahhmazzzingg guy that i love more than anything in the world! he is kinda quiet, but gives the best hugs and kisses!! when im with him the rest of the world disapears!! it is like amazinnggg just like him!!
he knows just what to say whenever it needs to be said! he isnt a goodie goodie but not so much a bad boy either
he has the most awesome eyes ever!! i loveee himm soo muchhh!!!

Harrison Bobbitt- an awesome guy

by Shortie-Nicole July 7, 2009