goatfucker

Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.

Ancient Ex:
Roman 1: "Last night Palonious fuckith his goat"
Roman 2: "Then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know."

Current Ex:
Guy 1: (pointing at guy 2's goatee) "Hey man, what's up with the goatfucker?"
Guy 2: "I grew it so I could savor the flavor of your mom's snatch for days."

by albert007 July 12, 2007

Bohemian Buttfucker

Bohemian Buttfucker is a rare mixed drink which combines equal parts of Bohemian Highway Wine, Jägermeister, Captain Morgan Rum, and Coca-Cola.

The rules are that this mix can only be consumed from a measuring cup or a water gun for sharing purposes.

The "Buttfucker" portion of the name is based on the fact that it metaphorically feels as if the drink has "fucked you in the butt" by the next morning.

That Bohemian Buttfucker really fucked me in the butt last night.

by bohemianbf June 22, 2011

Buttfucker

One who fucks up the butt; see douchebag

Fuck him, hes a buttfucker

by Nick November 27, 2003

ButtFucker

Another name for someone who gives it up the butt.

Mary:I'm Too Hot.
Kezia:Shut Up Mary, You BUTTFUCKER.

by Kezia McDildo December 5, 2007

Buttfucker

A buttfucker is a person you can't trust or turn your back to in fear of forced sodomy.

"I left that buttfucker alone in my house for two minutes before he was on my dog like stink on shit"

by SHARRRTED April 10, 2018

fucking buttfuckers

1. enhances the word 'buttfucker'
2. someone who is more than a buttfucker

both: 'tom is such a buttfucker because he made us loose to the trojan buttfuckers'

by bitch March 12, 2005

Bookfucker

Someone who who studies sex manuals all the time and sticks by them for orgasmic pleasure.

Kama sutra followers..... theyre bookfuckers.

by Davethemuncher May 13, 2005