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Coachella

The supreme of awesomeness. This is THE dogs danglers of any topic or subject. A few years ago, Jake Paul made the phrase “Gucci” famous as an adjective. Let’s refresh that away from the popularity of a true YouTube dick with something born from the people. You people. Because you are all so Coachella.
Hey bro, I this amazing pigeon this morning, it was soooo Coachella.
Hey girl, that set that Madness did at the weekend was the most Coachella thing I’ve ever seen.
You know what’s soooo not Coachella, thin toilet paper and long pointy fake nails.
by TikTosh75 April 15, 2021
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the backwards coachella

A term coined by the TMG podcast, the sexual position for eating pussy, much like when a girl at coachella is on someone's shoulders, only they're facing the giver.
"So you ate her pussy with her sitting on your shoulders?"

"Yeah she jumped up on me so I gave her the backwards coachella."
by swagga7 October 11, 2019
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Coachella

Coachella is a fun and flirty girl, who despite what everybody say or think has a huge brain. Coachella has a say in everything and she doesn't keep her mouth shut if she has a opinion about something. She the type of girl who can become someone, and everybody knows it. Coachella is a true leader, not because she loves to control people but because she has respect and empathy for everyone and determined.
Coachella is defined as the real deal, with that beautiful mind,face and determination. One day she is going to be something, something lives changing.
by Ebba Elizabeth September 3, 2017
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coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018
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coachella flu

Coachella flu is having the flu right after Coachella from the desert dust.
Hey Ryan can you hang with me today ?

sorry bro i got the Coachella flu
by ŠâmDÿer April 21, 2019
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Hella coachella

Adj: Very cool and everyone likes them
Boy: omg sasha is so Hella coachella!
Boy 2: I know! I want to be her friend so bad
by Slslsl October 11, 2015
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The Coachella

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face, simultaneously sprinkle glitter and let it harden to create a “festival mask” effect.
“Dude, things got wild. She asked me to give her the the Coachella before we left for the party.”
by garwoodj June 14, 2018
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