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Why you hidin' in them Bushes?

A question, more of a statement however, that suggests one is scared or intimidated...there for "hiding" in the pretend "bushes". Normally one should be slightly intoxicated to say this, because bushes is actually pronounced BOOSHES. Use this with caution, as people can get offended from basically calling them wimps.
Courtney: "Hey Chels, Why you hidin' in them Bushes?!?!"

Chelsie: "Lol, what?! You're drunk!"

Hunter: "CHELSIE, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! I HAD THAT SPOT WARM AND YOU TOTALLY SAT ON IT! GOD!!!"
by drew3782 April 9, 2010
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Booger Brushes

Mustache hair that is grown in the middle of the upper lip, that when the upper lip is extended upward and outward, can remove loose boogers from the nasal canals.
Dude you have a booger hanging from your nose! No problem, I can use my Booger Brushes to get it!
by GoudaCheese May 15, 2016
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scream at the bushes

verb phrase

to vomit outside, particularly, during a party due to excessive alcohol consumption.

"Screaming at the bushes" is often characterized by a conspicuously audible sound of retching and/or dry heaving. It is typically perpetrated in a flower bed, behind a tree, tall grass, literal bushes, or any other location that might provide a somewhat concealed location to discreetly deposit those pieces of yourself that won't be leaving with the rest of you while simultaneously alleviating the need to clean up afterward.

Origin of "scream at the bushes":
IDK when TF this phrase was 1st used but I'll bet it was coined in West Virginia. When we do somethin' trashy, we typically do our best to, at least, not add work to the puke.
1. Ugh! I'm gonna puke but there's someone in the bathroom. I'm gonna hafta go outside and scream at the bushes.

2. You wanna go to Steve and Deb's 4th of July party this year? IDK if I wanna do that again or not. Last year, you spent the last 1/2 of the party outside, blackout shitty, screamin' at the bushes, while I spent 2 hours fake laughing at your drunk-ass boss' corny-ass jokes.

3. The 50 drinking games are separated into five categories by “Boot Factor." A “Boot Factor” of one means that there is little-to-no chance of tossing your cookies in those games. A “Boot Factor” of five means that you will most likely be screaming at the bushes by the end of the game.
( dailycollegian DOT com/2006/12/beer-book-draws-readers/ )
by FinelyThreaded February 8, 2023
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fish corn bushes

A Native Strongbadian plant.
"These'll grow ya some nice fish corn bushes!"
by wysiwyg January 21, 2004
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beat the bushes

A car driving fast down the road to draw out police.
The club sent a decoy down the highway to "beat the bushes " so they could race without smokey.
by SweetW May 31, 2016
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watering the bushes

watering the bushes is a sexual act that occurs when a female has an extremely large bush of pubic hair. the male is turned off due to the immense amount of pubic hair so he then inserts his limp penis into the gross bushy hair covered hole very carefully and then begins to urinate into the womans vagina. this act of urinating inside of the female's vagina is in fact "watering" the "bushes" or in reality her pubic hair.
i was about to lay pipe in this one bitch from the laser tag course and then i felt her bush of pubes and went limp... so out of pure anger i worked my limp cock into this cunts pussy and took a piss all up in her and wound up watering the bushes like a fucking man would.
by sav sex (the dream team) March 31, 2009
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Boushes

(noun) bou-shes
1. The plural use of incredibly full and awesome bushes;ultra bushes
2. The highest authority of the bush family
"Wow, I wish I had some boushes that are as thick and full as the kind you have on your front lawn. All I have are some rose bushes at my house. I'm genuinely envious."
by peanut butta April 21, 2010
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