Blursed

Simultaneously blessed and cursed by a situation, object, person, etc.

I was blursed with so many opportunities and hated to make a decision.

by TuTally March 3, 2010

Blursed

Something that is blessed and cursed at the same time.

it's cursed and blessed, so it's blursed

by Lern's big fan April 26, 2019

Burred on

When you perform oral sex on a girl and get hair stuck in your teeth from her bush.

Andrew's been brushing his teeth all day because he got burred on last night...

by Jhizzlecuz April 9, 2008

Blurged

Blurged; A relationship status or way to describe someone's relationship.
A couple that has blurred their own individual identities since being together and started to merge into one collective person.

James and Beth have blurged, you can't see one without the other and they even dress the same, eat the same, drink the same who's who...

by Baloo - GP April 15, 2019

Blurped

When tha blue and red lights (police) turn they lights on telling you to pull over. Its all on you to decide if you gone pull over or not

man i almost got blurped last nite!

by Redb0ne. January 12, 2008

blurredelevens

A homosexual who talks a lot of shit. "Blurred" because of the alternate reality they live in and "elevens" from the unusual habit of homosexuals to rub their dicks together.

That guy was so blurredelevens, I didn't believe a word he or his boyfriend said!

by Warren Miller December 17, 2007

blurree

Any frozen beverage like a Slurpee that contains stimulants and high sugar content such that a person is blurry after consumption.

Dude I never would’ve made it through the Night Shift without my blurree.

12 hours later I’m still buzzing after that blurree.

by eazyMac June 11, 2019