A evil blunt is a blunt laced with something other than Marijuana, usually to cause illness or death
by Lord Evil Blunt-ian the 53st September 5, 2022
Get the Evil Blunt mug.Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.
Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
by Lexcorp February 4, 2008
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by morditwi August 6, 2021
Get the girl blunt mug.When a person who frequently uses a Bluetooth device begins to continuously hallucinate that they are on the phone.
My partner wound up being treated for his Bluetooth psychosis which had its origins in his inflated sense of self-importance.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019
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When I met him and he charmed me with his intuitions about me, I never dreamed he was a Bluetooth psychopath.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019
Get the Bluetooth psychopath mug.An unneccessarily small blunt. Its made when a person empties the tobacco from the cigar to replace with weed but doesnt have nearly enough weed to refill the cigar before rerolling. Its basically a joint.
Rodney: Hey only a couple of heads can smoke from this blunt I brought.
Me mocking his stingy ass: "Hey im Rodney! I dont smoke BIG boy blunts, I only smoke itty-bitty BABY Blunts"!
Me mocking his stingy ass: "Hey im Rodney! I dont smoke BIG boy blunts, I only smoke itty-bitty BABY Blunts"!
by zarreff December 11, 2011
Get the Baby Blunt mug.Basically a regular blunt but using a page from a book, instead of the more traditional 'blunt-wrap'.
Person 1: Hey pal, we out of blunt-wraps?
Their Pal: Yeah, but no worries: I've got some Byron lying around. We'll have to settle for an oxford blunt
Their Pal: Yeah, but no worries: I've got some Byron lying around. We'll have to settle for an oxford blunt
by the truth teller May 17, 2017
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