blankenburg

one sexy biioootttccchhh!!

jared blankenburg

by jacksondiane April 13, 2010

Blusken

( German ) when you have heard of something and you cant say you know it deeply but you heard about it.

Have you heard about BTS?
Yeah i blusken them.

by Pabl98o January 31, 2023

autumn blankenship

a girl who eats her syrup in a cup

wow is she eating syrup from her cup ?
yes that must be autumn blankenship

by autumn blankenship June 14, 2019

Blunking

The act of a male receiving fellatio whilst excreting a stool.

"Tried blunking last night"
"how was it?"
"AMAZING!!"

by Captainblunk November 24, 2011

Blunked

The past tense for Blinking

"Just had a staring contest, I won because she blunked before me"

by cookie queen February 4, 2014

Gregg's blunker

This is the act of sussing out a Gregg's restaurant (pah!) that has toilets inside and getting your rocks off shagging one of their most prized specialities.
You order a steak-bake then swiftly retreat to the toilets where you sit on teh shitter, bite a hole in the steak-bake, stuff your manhood into the warm steak-bake and do a crap while frantically screwing the steak-bake trying to beat the 'every 15 minute' toilet check off teh pervy cleaner.

Extra points are awarded for diarrhea splttered all over the cubicle.

NB. Be sure to check that you don't cop for the rumoured 'hot lava steak-bake', that's contents is literally hotter than the centre of the earth.

Just last week I was walking thru town and got a massive boner so I went to the nearest Gregg's and ordered a coke with a side helping of Gregg's blunker. Trouble was the cleaner caught me milking my man muscle with the food stuff and he boked all over me. Thus, it was actually a Chunky Gregg's blunker!!!1 Ultra WIN!!!1

by Frederick le Chocco-Goatse January 2, 2008

brunkeness

an unforeseen occurrence of alcohol consumption

After a night of brunkeness, Brian was so befuddled that he showed up at the wrong work location the following morning and was unable to get the mule to the barn in a timely fashion.

by The Barlett Ultimatum August 22, 2008