bumpussy

Beat Up Mothafuckin Pussy

I banged this drunk slut last night, and man she had a crazy bumpussy.

by g-dub April 17, 2006

Blumpshiba

Verb - The act of making a "bloop" sound while jumping over a Toshiba computer.

Noun - Someone who has the inability to do such an awesome thing

Michelle is such a blumpshiba.

by TheNonBlumpshiba October 6, 2012

bumpus

A soft, inviting bulge.

I would like to rest my head on your bumpus.

by Chichiue November 5, 2019

Bumpus

An object that a dog irrationally goes crazy at, often running in circles and barking.

"Why is your dog going crazy over that broccoli?"
"It must be a bumpus"

by blumpkin spice January 15, 2020

blumpcus

to give a guy a blowjob while hes taking a shit on a toilet, ground etc

last night she was guna give me a blowjob but i had to take a shit and she couldnt wait so
she she gave me blumpcus instead

by lalec May 25, 2008

Bumpus

A man with tiny feet; specifically of the hobbit variety.

Did you see those feet? He's a bumpus.

by dudetheprude August 28, 2017

blumpster

variation of a blumpkin with a very important distinction. sexual act during which a man shits while anally penetrating his lover. the distinction here is that a blumpkin must be on a toilet, whereas a blumpster can occur in any location.

a real pro can execute a pretty logical chain of events between a blumpster, a hot carl, and a blumpkin.

"Dave ate some bad Indian food last night and shit himself while ramming Kate's pooper. It was an accidental blumpster, alright!"

by Slutty Skank October 13, 2005