sexual act in which someone is choked out in a fit of passion (turning blue in the process). The person doing the choking works their way to climax any which way possible. When the choked out person wakes up, the choker yells suprise and ejaculates in there face. Fully completing the lustful act of passion.
Hey man did you know my girlfriend likes to be choked during sex?
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.
by Jago29 September 9, 2010
Get the Blueberry cream surprise mug.The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.
Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!
by Dinardi January 7, 2021
Get the White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer mug.When you are having a rough morning and the whore from DD fucks up your regular coffee and gives you blueberry. Making your day 1,000 better knowing that you have to deal with twats all day!
Also can be trash girls in your class
Also can be trash girls in your class
by Blueberry Twat Spray March 28, 2009
Get the Blueberry Twat Spray mug.We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .
by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 2, 2021
Get the Sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day mug.In order to successfully perform a Stiff Blueberry, you have to swim in the ocean in an area heavily inhabited by octopus. You find one and then proceed to stick your cock in whatever crevace you can find on it's body, until it squirts it's blue ink all over your dick and balls in a last attempt to defend itself. In most cases however, it is too late, for you have filled it with your own creamy ink. ;)
Dan:"Dude, I don't remember your dick looking like Papa Smurf"
Dave:"Well, why the hell are you looking at my dick in the first place?"
Dan:"Cause YOU crammed it in my butt last week!"
Dave:"Oh haha oh yeah"
I filmed Michael doing the old Stiff Blueberry. Everything was going good until he saw me. I guess SOME people don't like complete strangers filming them performing illegal sex acts in their own pool...
Dave:"Well, why the hell are you looking at my dick in the first place?"
Dan:"Cause YOU crammed it in my butt last week!"
Dave:"Oh haha oh yeah"
I filmed Michael doing the old Stiff Blueberry. Everything was going good until he saw me. I guess SOME people don't like complete strangers filming them performing illegal sex acts in their own pool...
by Saklickr1414 December 1, 2007
Get the Stiff Blueberry mug.A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.
Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
by pastrielover March 20, 2011
Get the Sexual Blueberry Pancake mug.by mojo77 September 14, 2014
Get the Sour blueberry mug.