by Ehokey March 12, 2021
The man called Blueberry, is truly unique. Always wants to keep buff and absolutely refuses to eat anything other than cottage cheese and cauliflower. He is stern and boring and his friends sometimes want to put him in a blender and blend him into a smoothie and serve him to a yeti in Switzerland. Big happy Blueberry Smoothie… And also addicted to black coffee but now NEEDS to drink it with steamed almond milk!
Friend: Blueberry do you want dessert?
Blueberry: No!!! I need to keep fit!!!
Friend: Dude your twice the size of a Hippopotamus!!! No offence….
Blueberry: Whatever!
Friend: Why did I even ask…..
Blueberry: No!!! I need to keep fit!!!
Friend: Dude your twice the size of a Hippopotamus!!! No offence….
Blueberry: Whatever!
Friend: Why did I even ask…..
by Sunshinevally!123 February 21, 2022
One of the most beautiful woman that you could ever meet that you would want to either cherish for the rest of your life or maybe just a random Wednesday.
by A$$&T03$VCKER21 July 17, 2023
A sexy person in my school who wears this amazing jacket that makes them look like a blueberry, just a yummy snack
by Fortniteclips March 13, 2019
person one: "wow! i didnt know you had a blackberry!"
person two: "it was a blackberry until i scratched it and ripped out the track ball- now its a blueberry."
person one: "oh, sorry dude."
person two: "it was a blackberry until i scratched it and ripped out the track ball- now its a blueberry."
person one: "oh, sorry dude."
by ineedanewphone December 14, 2009
He is the shortesttttt of all the boys. Though he is without a doubt the best at making funny’s. He may not know when to draw the line yet he can somehow gets away with it. He does the majority of the flaming but it’s all in good fun, right?
by knox(y) March 29, 2022
Yo i snorted a few blueberries before luch and i was jacked.
Guy 1: I just coped a blueberry from that kid for like 75 cents man! Guy2: What? Guy1: You know, them 10mg addys! Guy2: oh yeah, i like the orange ones too.
Guy 1: I just coped a blueberry from that kid for like 75 cents man! Guy2: What? Guy1: You know, them 10mg addys! Guy2: oh yeah, i like the orange ones too.
by LeibstandarteAdh (matt b.) March 07, 2007