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Hengi thy blobfish 

A hippity hip hop cool guy who does things
Hey bro, you know bout' hengi thy blobfish,

Yaaah, i know dat dude yo

Hengi thy blobfish 

Hengi is an epic runner whk does stuff and is an Olympic bloke and cool yeah and shats on everyones dishes

Hengi snitches, telling all they buisness, sit in the bin and be the own star whitness
Yo, hengi thy blobfish is cool

Jersey Shore Blowfish 

Is when you blow air into someones asshole like blowing up a balloon.
i put my face in this chicks ass and gave her a jersey shore blowfish.

salty blowfish 

The salty blowfish is a sexual act a man performs on a woman. In this sexual act once a man ejaculates in a woman, he goes down on her to suck his sperm out of her so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH" Scott A. Hall. New London, Ohio
Would you love me if I performed the salty blowfish on you?

Blobfishism 

A new religion created by a select few who felt Bob the Blobfish speak to them. They worship him daily and are very fond of all blobfish
Mercy: My religion is Blobfishism.
Chip: What is that?
Mercy: It's a religion where you worship a blobfish from some show called Octonauts or something.
Blobfishism by Mercy#0193 September 23, 2019

Chocolate Blowfish 

Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.
"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"