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Belinda

Beautiful, strong, warrior, fighter, lover, nurturer
by Bell123 January 8, 2017
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Blind Threat

A threat you can't prove exists, unsure it even exists, or know it doesn't exist but still use it anyhow.
If you disobey me and go out in the woods at night the Chupacabra will get you and eat you. (Chupacabra is the Blind Threat)

If you don't do what Zeus commands he'll hit you with a lightning bolt and send you to Hades! (Hades and Zeus hitting you with a lightning bolt are both Blind Threats)
by jxaxmxixn August 7, 2012
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Touch Blind

A person who can't identify basic objects by touch, is touch blind. Their fingers simply cannot touch and recognize, especially in the dark. The result is awkward situations in the bedroom.
Randy is Touch Blind. The last time Randy was in a dark room, he placed his micropenis in some dude's ear, which gave the guy an earful of jizz and a horrible ear infection!

Nelson is also Touch Blind. While on a date with Brenda and fumbling around for a few minutes, Nelson accidental entered through the backdoor prompting Brenda to propose marriage.
by MobyR March 25, 2019
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Blind Sausage whiff

Stevie: “the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on urban dictionary…”
by 010Rusty July 15, 2022
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is u blond or is u blind

basically a way to ask if someone is dumb or just has really bad eyesight

(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)
This guy headbutted me in the store and I asked 'is u blond or is u blind'
by darkestdarci March 21, 2023
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Blind Randy

n. a particular grade of poor quality moonshine that makes one blind and horny, not necessarily in that order.”
doofus #1 “hey man, what’s up with your sister I saw her pulling a train with the chess club the other night

doofus #2 “Damn! She must’ve been hittin’ the blind randy again”
by thunderchicken March 1, 2012
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big blind

The second forced bet in Texas Hold 'Em poker and other similar poker games. The big blind is generally equal to the current minimum bet.
I was in the big blind, so I decided to see the flop, even though I had W.H.I.P.
by BloodGain June 22, 2005
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