blert

someone who is of less than average intelligence

stop arsing about,you fuckin`blert

by wilkie January 11, 2009

bertation

When someone messes up a sentence beyond recognition.

Well a very very heavay - uh - heaveh bertation tonight. We had a very darist-darison, by, lets go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet

by Thedarison March 7, 2011

bertation

Bertation is a resulting pattern of speech from a stroke victim or a person with a traumatic head injury. The speech is characterized by words and sentences which either make no sense or aren't words at all.

Example would be the report given by sereen branson at the 2011 grammies. She invented the word bertation during her speech malfunction reportedly caused by a "complex migraine"

by johnnybaaad March 6, 2011

Bertation

Very he-vay. As coined by Serene Branson of CBS Channel 2 News.

Well a very, very heavy- uh- heavy- divi- bertation tonight. We had a very deras- derason. By- let’s go ahe- teras- tazin- lshtbdt- hedapet.

by Bryanplayspiano March 2, 2011

Blerted

Blerted - to eject fast

He Blerted his man fat all over her face

by Gswords December 4, 2016

Berta’

Berta’ is the Abbreviated way to say Alberta. It is most commonly used in northern Alberta

P1: where you from?
P2: Down in Berta’

by CanadaFax June 8, 2020

Beertastic

Refers to the moment in which you realize that a specific alcoholic beverage, most likely beer, is insanely pleasing thus you must continue to drink. However Beertastic can be used simply to describe a moment in which you must drink, have drank, or when you simply want to display pleasure with a certain action non-alcoholic related!

Holy shit, that chick is beertastic.

OMG that was the most beertastic moment I have ever had at a bar!

by Guidalz November 6, 2007