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blendi

Old Albanian king; Pussy magnet; probably fucking ur girlfriend.
He’s Blendi ur gf bro I saw him.
Man he Blendi’s all the girls.
by Ballisleaf May 30, 2018
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Titty-blinded

Titty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of breasts (titties) in the area. This can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/bitchy, but is attractive (usually nice tits) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.

Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."

Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.
"Yo, Angela is a bitch. I can't believe you're trying to hit that up. You're titty-blinded!"

"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."

"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"
by titty-blinder July 9, 2009
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blenda

Sexiest girl alive, that any guy will fall in love with. Also very nice and smart, pretty and with a wonderful hearth. Sensible and kind, can be also known as nymphomaniac: never get tired of sex. Perfect woman to marry and the dream of any man.
Guy 1: WOW did you see that girl over there? I wish I could marry her, she is so amazing!
Guy 2: I know, her name is Blenda.
by motherfuckaa December 23, 2011
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Nanny bender

To have sexual intercourse with an old lady.
"Holy fuck, look at that sexy old lady over there"

"You're such a nanny bender"
by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015
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waist bender

The action of raging when you are too old to head bang without immediately regretting it! You resort to bending at the waist to appear to still headbang!
I'm still a fucking headbanger, but sonetimes I have to be a waist bender because I'm too old to rage and break my neck to Excision like I used to!
by Warpy927 August 3, 2018
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flander blender

n: The jabberwocky which is used frequently by Ned Flanders from Simpsons. (taken from fender bender)
Closest technical term could be tmesis
Ned Flanders: We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it! *Stupid flander blender*
by Iconoblast March 16, 2011
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Blender 3D

A free, open-source 3D polygon modelling program scripted entirely within Python.
Blender supports export to many generic and specific 3d file formats.
Our team used Blender 3D to create our MMORPG
by Mincetro February 10, 2006
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