Bemis

a toilet brand at home depot.

hmmm it's a bemis

by Bemis April 1, 2022

Alabama Bemis Slash

When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.

Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record

by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018

Bemis

A term used for creativity or lyrical/poetic storytelling, often fictional, but based on reality. Or, to simply describe a musically talented chubby jew with a stubbly beard.

Dude. I could smell the Bemis brewing in this room from across the hall. Let me read!!"

by thundercunts August 16, 2010

Blewish

A black jew

Soloman is sooo blewish!

by Triscuit23 November 16, 2011

bemis

Coolest dude ever.... ever.. ever ever.

Hey where's the bemis?

by Ryan March 24, 2004

Blemish

A vagina on ones face. Most commonly on the forhead. Very similar to a dickhead.

''Omg that woman has one huge Blemish!''
'' I want to fuck her Blemish''

by J Moody November 20, 2006

blemin’

An alternative to a particular expressive term, in place of an expletive word.

Darling, can you please pick your blemin’ socks off the floor?!!!!! For the 20,000th blemin’ time?!!!!!

by nat&yoyo June 16, 2018