beet

n1: a man's package
n2: a moron or an idiot
v1: to fuck around or slack off

n1: The boy was playing with his beet.
n2: My brother-in-law is such a beet.
v1: John spent the whole day beeting off.

by Jacobene November 25, 2003

beet

friend

What's goin' on you lil' ol' beet?

by vividsplendiferous February 28, 2010

Belet

A type of clothing worn on ones person. Curiously no one currently knows what the said belet is but only that everyone at all points of the day, (unless naked) is wearing it. Also you cannot wear more then one belet at the same time, in doing so you cause space and time to fragment and all life as we know it will cease to exit.

Oh, that is a nice belet you have on today.

by Sohzie89 December 21, 2009

Treat Your Beet

The vegetarian version of beat your meat or to jack off, masturbate, or pleasure yourself.

Matt: Dude, I got major blue balls, girl turned out to be a carnivore.
Ian: No worries man, treat your beet!

by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011

Beet Goggles

When you eat too many beets and your vision and judgement becomes impaired.

Oh my God, I ate too many beets and my beet goggles made me think that fugly guy is hella fine!

by Nasuss June 2, 2013

beet muffin

When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.

"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."

by space_nuts February 9, 2015

Beet

To beet a bitch with a beetroot.

“I’m gonna beet that bitch over there.”

by Smllbear July 25, 2020