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Bleach your mustache

Slowly and precisely secrete your manly fluids on your friend's mustache when he's not conscious.
Jim: "I'm going to have another shot."
Brock: "Okay, but if you pass out I'll bleach your mustache."
by AbNb June 12, 2013
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Bleached sock

A bleached sock is a pink sock that is totally covered with cum. It shows a pink tint through all of the semen, resembling when you bleach your whites with a red piece of clothing.
"Hazmat was called in to clean up the slide at the park today because Victor oozed down it with his bleached sock."

"Paul refused to pull out before he orgasmed, giving me a bleached sock instead of a pink sock."
by Pooser Bonzo April 8, 2016
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Bleach Treatment

The cleaning of the asshole by pouring bleach down it.
Man I Got A Bleach Treatment Yesterday ,Man That Motherfucking Hurt.
by TheAngryGamer January 16, 2017
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Bleacher Brave

The act of taunting and verbally abusing professional athletes from the bleachers. The taunting consists of comments that one would never consider saying to said athlete or any other stranger walking down the street.
That fan sitting courtside was acting real bleacher brave as he mouthed off at Boston Celtic Marcus Smart, when he fell into the crowd chasing down a loose ball.
by R_G November 23, 2019
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Clorox Bleach

An extremely potent beverage that has seen a drastic rise in fame over the last year or two, previously used to whiten white clothes in the laundry and now used virtually to commit suicide.

It's backwards usage is comparable to that of kys in which death loses relevance and becomes desirable for the user, the target, or both. Bleach is most commonly applied to oneself upon witnessing something that induces cringe.

The brand of laundry enhancers have also been known to own numerous YouTube accounts.
The song Sweatshirt by Jacob (hashtag) Saggytits is a known substance whose only cure appears to be bleach.

Viewer101: cringe
Viewer 202: I need bleach
Clorox Bleach: hello
by Flashy & Cocky May 20, 2017
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brain bleach

What one might use to erase a particulary nasty image or memory.
Man, I just saw Olga in skin-tight canary-yellow stretch pants. I need to score me about five gallons of brain bleach!
by steve-f November 1, 2007
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eye bleach

Fictitious product mentioned when one views a horrible image online.
After viewing a horrible picture: Please pass the eye bleach.
by lifeisharsh20 August 1, 2007
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