Fish Blart

When one expells a bloody fish fart. Usually expelled by an obese feminine figure. Fish Blart.

Man that fat fuck just fish blarted all over the wall!

by Blarts Are Sexy. August 17, 2009

Bleary

The morning after too much whiskey and Guinness.

I was bleary in class this morning.

by Craic Shack November 19, 2004

Blarta

The ship name for two lovers connected by the power of happiness. This one word refers to two people, but condenses their names into one, so you can address them as one.

Aww... Look! Blarta is over there! Hi Blarta!

by MJM13 June 6, 2017

bearth

Bearth is the epic story by Brooks A. Agnew of the origin and apocalyptic destiny of Earth.

Did you see the movie Bearth? Did you at least read the book? Brooks Agnew reads the whole thing for you!

by Hangar18TFR September 9, 2018

Paul Blarted

The act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass!

Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange

by That Faggot No One Likes October 3, 2012

Blert

Someone who is below average intelligence

You is just a BLERT

by CORF February 12, 2003

Paul blart

The act of being a fatass working as security in a small mall in New England and being murder from dank faze clan

My brother was Paul blarting then he died

by BlueGrass420 May 14, 2015