blates

a shortened version of the word 'blatently' used in street context

"you is blates peng as ote babe"

by iOwnAids May 18, 2010

blatent

Used alot in CS for a hacker who is very obvious onine

*** sunjA kill nie with a headshot from AK47 ***
*** sunjA kill KooLkiD with a headshot from AK47 ***
*** sunjA kill HeAtOn661 with a headshot from AK47 ***
*** sunjA kill 133tn00b with a headshot from AK47 ***
*** sunjA kill fagdick with a headshot from AK47 ***
Terrorists Win
---New Round---
fagdick: omG DIOL you blatent shitcunt
nie: Blatent CUNT WTFWTF
sunjA: ^^

by nie May 30, 2006

blaez

A little dick kid that thinks everything he does is amazing and funny.

Blaez: Are you a sexy mother ducker
Friend: I'm not your friend change it please.

by Yomamamadefood April 17, 2017

Blatz Splatz

Diarrhea resulting the morning following a night of drinking two or more Blatz beers.

I woke up this morning, and before I even had coffee I was on the toilet with the Blatz Splatz

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014

well errrrm its probably blatent that maybe i dont actually just quite know...

when some one asks u a question u dont really know the answer to or just dont want to answer ...annoy them with this.

If a really fit girl asks you who u fancy more:

"Who do you fancy more, me or your girlfriend?"

You answer:

"well errrrm its probably blatent that maybe i dont actually just quite know..."

by Rhys November 12, 2004

blatz

another word for blatantly; slang and/or abbreviated form of blatanly

I love "Mean Girls" blatz.

by titian April 5, 2009

blatz

Explosive bout of the shits usually caused by excessive keg consumption. Originally derived from a label of cheap domestic beer, it was further adopted via onomatopoeia, referring to excessive noise as said fecal deluge forcefully strikes the toilet bowl. May also be applied to ANY particularly loud diarrhoea.

"Kent Crossley usually gets the blatz pretty bad at about four in the morning and wakes up his downstairs neighbors."

by Human Martini Shaker May 13, 2005