blastmacking

The sound made when you fart into a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

Family dinner was ruined due to intense blastmacking.

by Gerome turtlesndix September 5, 2016

blastmaster

Demolition man or bomber.

Twisting the strangle grip
Won't give no mercy
Feeling those tendons rip
Torn up and mean
Blastmaster racks the ground
Bent on survival
Full throttle hammers down
A deadly scream

All Guns, All Guns Blazing!

(Judas Priest - All Guns Blazing)

by Alex Ferrana January 14, 2017

blauming

When one cyclist posts over another cyclist's ride in a blatent attempt to lure others away from a previously posted bike ride.

I can't believe you are so guilty of blauming my Tunitas Creek climb with a wussy Golden Gate Park loop posting.

by ausable ames August 28, 2018

Blaume

Short hand for blow me.
Pronounced 'Bla-ume'.

Be
Loving &
Open-hearted
With
My
Emotions (TM).

Person 1: *Sneezes*
Person 2: Blaume

Sub-context:

That's just your nose's way of saying Blow Me.

by Quake In Your Boots July 29, 2019

Blasma

blasma is blasma bro

gary: yo did you see stu did that kickflip?
zeke: yea dude pretty blasma

by yygs November 25, 2021

Blasming

Blasming is the act of doing sexual intercourse with someone who is on the verge of death and causing them to orgasm before death

I went blasming last weekend with Fred

by MrBlasmer34 December 15, 2024

blagumoist

Someone who talks way to much and when they do they end up spitting all over you. Only weird thing is it smells pleasantly nice

Leroy is such a blagumoist I can't tell if I ever want him to shut up or to never stop talking

by PanicSundew March 4, 2025