Get the Unclick Blastoise Unclickmug. When you are having sex with a female, and she is about to orgasm get a hose or two and squirt it into her vagina and ass and scream "Blastoise use hydrocannon!!"
by denser then you March 5, 2019
Get the Blastoisemug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
Get the Dominique Pelicot Is Blastoisemug. Blastoise is a big cat turtle pokémon with big guns on its back and it mega evolves and gets three more guns on its back and wrists. it is a water type and evolves from wartortle, which evolves from squirtle. blastoise is the best starter in my opinion
Blastoise, go!
by Hugog November 19, 2019
Get the Blastoisemug. A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.
Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.
by Space_turtle January 27, 2025
Get the Big Man Blastoisemug. by Rjette15 March 8, 2019
Get the Blastoisemug. To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.
by Dhakian April 8, 2016
Get the Blastoisemug.