Blastard'

To use Blastard means to insult someone beyond comprehension. To put it in simple terms, it insults how you were born, your parents, your life, your friends, your life choices, and just you as a person in general.

Boy 1: Lol you have no friends loser
Boy 2: You better watch it before you get blastard'
(Audience): OH SHIT HE BOUT TO BLASTARD THAT FOOL
Boy 1: Yo I'm sorry dude I didn't mean it
Boy 2: Its too late
(Audience): RIP my nigga

by Hunch0_o November 27, 2020

bartard

a retard who is always at the bar

That guy is always 17 beers deep. He is a bartard.

by bartardbabe April 30, 2021

Bartard

A simple man with a simple foot fetish.

I once went to a shoe store and found a wild Bartard.

by StinkyPopcorn September 13, 2022

Blastarded

Absolutely gone. High, drunk or a combination of the two. Slurring words and unable to form sentences or even walk properly.

Damn, man. I got booted from the bar last night. I was so blastarded I couldn’t even walk up the hill to my house. I just sat on the sidewalk in shame.

by BillyBobSextyNine January 20, 2023

Blatard

A Blatard is simply a black and Asian retard. word originated in TimaaWimaa's Chat on twitch at approximately 8PM

This nigga a blatard 😹😹😹

by Blatard May 15, 2024