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blap

To destroy your opponent with ease. Used in online games.
<banaj> i blapped that rogue in 2 spells
by Ojajoh October 16, 2006
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Hello and good morning to you all my fellows. May your day be bright and your women be tight, may your food be good and may you stay hood.Gangsta gansta thats what they yellin, gangsta gangsta bitches stop tellin. YAARRR!
burnoutboy:Hey todd, how's it goin this morning

toddnos:bleep blap
by burnoutboy April 4, 2009
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MEAT BLAP

The art of meat blapping is when one pulls out his man unit and slaps another individual across the face with it, aka meat blapping.
Matt meat blapped Katie while she was passed out.
by Kottie October 28, 2007
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BLAP

to bump and slap music really loud, especially with extra hard basslines, while dancing and having the best time of your life. may or may not involve the following: turntables, hot chicks, crunk juice, beach, special occasion, friends
Let's BLAP! Blappin is so much fun! We were blapping so hard at the beach with our turntables! It was totally blappin in that club! We should go to blapaholics anonymous meetings. But blapping is my favorite thing to do, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it...BLAP!
by PapaGradez July 10, 2010
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Blap Splat

to strike a female on the forehead or facial area with your penis (blap) repeatedly until ejaculate is released onto the victim. see: Blap
"I was having so much fun with my meatsword on her face that I nailed her with a Blap Splat! Bitch was pissed!"
by millambar August 19, 2012
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Blap

Blapping is a way of describing a sudden surge of proficiency in a first-person shooter. It doesn't mean you perform poorly normally, it's just a way of expressing that you are particularly satisfied with your performance. It's most often used shortly into a round after enough time to evaluate whether it's going to be a "good" or "bad" game in terms of your performance.

The term derives satirically from rap and hip-hop music where rappers use it as an onomatopoeic representation of gun (usually handgun) blasts. Alternatively, it may derive from being a jackass and yelling it out the window of a moving vehicle trying to scare pedestrians.

The need for the word can be partially attributed to the fact that "pew pew" isn't appropriate for conventional, non-energy weapons, and thus an equally expressive sound was needed for firearms.
Wow I'm blappin' on fools this round!

I just blapped this dude so hard!

I'm about to get my blap on!
by DriftEJ20 June 10, 2011
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Blap

blap. To enhance blapping technology into everyday language.

Double blap: where 2 people get blapped on either side of the penis

badger blap rap song
we go blap some bitches tonight

computer technology is shit. Im gonna blap the computer screen

gooch blapped blake. Blake is now gooch's bitch

double blap: gooch blapped blake and badger. Gooch now has ownership of blake and badger
by badgersr20 October 28, 2010
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