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A hypothetical person who harasses people, and goes around looking for problems because he doesn't have a life outside of prying into yours.
Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the dogs playing again.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the kids playing on their bikes.
Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing how full the trash dumpsters are.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is telling my neighbor she can't park in the loading zone to unload her groceries and took a picture of her car to report her.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside telling the neighbor's kids he's going to have their dog taken away by animal control.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard got offended that you said "Hi Eric" when you saw him in the morning and threatened to get a lawyer for "calling him names" ... Yes, we called you a name, your name is Eric, we called you Eric. 🤷
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the kids playing on their bikes.
Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing how full the trash dumpsters are.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is telling my neighbor she can't park in the loading zone to unload her groceries and took a picture of her car to report her.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside telling the neighbor's kids he's going to have their dog taken away by animal control.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard got offended that you said "Hi Eric" when you saw him in the morning and threatened to get a lawyer for "calling him names" ... Yes, we called you a name, your name is Eric, we called you Eric. 🤷
by Marxbabe2 May 20, 2020
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I honestly don't know whether to troon out or not: how will I fap to not having a dick any more if I don't have a dick? It's Blanchard's Paradox all over.
by muggsymoon May 8, 2022
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you sure blanche dubois'd when you told that girl she had bad acne.
you sure blanche dubois'd when you told that girl she had bad acne.
by seditionaries March 13, 2009
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1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.
2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.
3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.
2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.
3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
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