Blaming the Beasts

The act of blaming others before reflecting on your own shortcomings.

Bill: yo, did you see Frank yesterday?
Terry: he was blaming the beasts fr

by FetusEaterFrank March 15, 2023

Slappin' And Blappin'

The practice of engaging in sexual intercourse with copious amounts of lube, producing wet, juicy, slaps and balls that can most definitely be heard by the neighbors.

Daaaamn bro, Astolfo and I really overdid it on the lube last night. You might even say we was slappin' and blappin'!

by The_Amazing_Gay April 13, 2023

Blompin'

Something so bad ass it's unbelievable.

Holy fuck shit that was blompin'.

by Brenden Barber January 9, 2009

Blumping

Snorting cum through the nose (as a coke-head would do with cocaine).

"I banged this girl the other day, she loved my cum so much that she grabbed a straw and started blumping right there in the bed."

by BreakerOneNine May 7, 2010

Blampkin

The opposite of a blumpkin, a rim job while peeing.

Rory: "Yo last night i went to the bathroom and my girl kendra did a sneak attack blampkin while I was taking a leak.

Hughy: "Yo man, props, but that shit's nasty"

by vajweedy April 14, 2010

Blapping

The slapping of a woman's (or man's) butt in the middle of having buttsex.

Yo man last night was amazing, my girlfriend wanted me to keep blapping her!

by Pwnanater1985 March 29, 2010

blamingo

The act of giving a blumpkin while receiving a flamingo

My boy and I had a threesome with this bitch and talked her into the blamingo!

by The train boyz November 24, 2017