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broke as fuck

To be completely out of money.
I can't pay you back until next week. I'm broke as fuck right now.
by SiliconHero April 24, 2003
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Broke Bitch Poutin'

The broke guy w/ no $ who complains about everything being uncool and not worth his time instead of just admitting he has no $, hence, he is a broke bitch poutin'.

Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.

Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').
#1: Hey man, wanna go to the game Friday night, should be an awesome time.

Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.

#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.
by Poser Shot Caller December 1, 2010
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Brokeback Moment

Having a moment in life (as a man) that is decidely gay. Interestingly enough, what makes it that type of moment is the fact that the gayness of it is in no way a problem.
Example 1: Derek: "Wow that sunset is really pretty."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "You know, its just ....pretty"
Steve: "Dude, yer having a Brokeback Moment"
Example 2: Tom : "My favorite moment after working out is
showering with the guys. I love the
comraderie..."
Gus : "Are you nuts? Dude, you are totally
having a Brokeback Moment"
by Christophe Graham April 22, 2006
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Booker Special

The Booker Special is a secret array of outstanding moves put on a girl, of which you do not know the name of, in the bed room.
"Yo I just Booker Specialed the crap out of that girl and now I think she wants me"
"ohh yea, whats her name?"
"I'm not sure yet"
by General Booker January 20, 2009
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Bookering

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.
Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.
by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018
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broke nigga syndrome

When one does not posses money or the urge to get it
You got no money no job you got broke nigga syndrome
by Dftr January 4, 2020
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2 broke girls

A tv show filled with dark humour starring a rich girl who lost all her money and a poor sarcastic girl who join forces to have a cupcake bussiness and are always complaining over how broke they are. They both live and work as waitresses in a Williamsburg diner , with a 75 year old black cashier, a sex-obssesed ukranian chef, a short korean boss and their fancy neighbour, a polish woman (well, the woman doesn't actually work there).
2 broke girls characters:
Han Lee: Hipsters like karaoke.

Max Black: Replace the work 'like' with the word 'Hitler' and you have the 3 worst things in history.
by gig9 May 7, 2016
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