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Ariel Bittner

The kid who looks like a nerd but is actually a fucking legend
Person : Are you Ariel Bittner
Ariel Bittner: No Shit
by ariel bitcoin September 21, 2018
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battered

To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.
I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!
by Kristian Aitken July 2, 2003
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Battered Cavern

Adj.
A term used to describe a massively mangled colon. Deriving from the condition of the overused hole during male or femal anal intercourse. Sometimes getting so "battered" that said hole is left gaping and hanging.
Mary was saving herself for marriage, so the only way she could divulge in her lusty desires was to indulge in the anal intercourse. She was commonly bent over so much that she is almost a permanent hunch back.
In time, her ass turned into such a BATTERED CAVERN that we could hear echos when she farted.
by e-rips December 15, 2003
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Buttered Bread

When a woman's vagina is fucked so much it literally falls apart (Like using cold butter on bread which crumbles and rips up as it is buttered bread)
Person 1 - OMG Alice got fucked so hard by Jake last night!
Person 2 - Yeah man I heard about that! Her pussy must have looked like Buttered Bread afterwards!
by grimesenberg December 22, 2015
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Battered Liberal

A term coined by conservative talkshow host Rush Limbaugh to describe the way that liberal voters are constantly promised numerous things by elected Democrats despite their history of using them for votes(this is especially true of ethnic minorities) yet making their lives more miserable in much the same way that a battered wife is promised compassion from her abusive husband only to have him hit her again, yet she keeps coming back to him since she feels there is nowhere else to turn.
The Battered Liberal still thinks that Hillary Clinton will fix the country despite failing at Hillary Care when her husband was in office, supporting communist nations like China, and her endless collection of pants suits
by cincyninja November 9, 2007
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Battered Wife Syndrome

A theory of multiple victimization using the "cycle of violence" and learned helplessness to explain the development of a psychological problem in women who are repeatedly abused by their husbands.

The person becomes depressed and unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to escape the abuse.
I think he's suffering from Battered Wife Syndrome. He is a timid person, unable to think for himself and is tentative about making any decision for fear of being verbally or physically attacked.
by Joe from the OC March 18, 2011
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buttered muffins

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins
by mista pimp December 18, 2009
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