by Jade Skellington July 20, 2008
Get the go bitchcakes mug.A womans inate ability to take a subject or idea and then through her voodoo magic, turn that subject/idea into something totally different. Many Men find problems with this when trying to converse with women or when trying to watch a good show on TV. When Psycho bitchinesis comes into affect; A talk about ones desired place to eat that night may turn into a talk about why the toilet seat was left up or why you didn't say "I Love you" Last night before you went to bed.
Man: Hey honey could you bring me a beer please?
Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!
Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???
Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!
Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???
by Skybo67 October 12, 2009
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A noun (n) slang.
It is the lingo used to speak to women, which a man can get laid with the maximum results, versus just being in the friend zone. Use bitchanese, whenever you see a female, which do not want do not want to end up in the friend zone, and hence not moving past the friend zone.
It is the lingo used to speak to women, which a man can get laid with the maximum results, versus just being in the friend zone. Use bitchanese, whenever you see a female, which do not want do not want to end up in the friend zone, and hence not moving past the friend zone.
"Bro, you have to learn more bitchanese, and master it, or these women, will continually place you in the friend zone."
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Get the bitchanese mug.A term used when someone is acting insane. It is not used for people who are actually mentally insane, but for people who are acting crazy. The street version is B-cakes.
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