A word that is used to describe an all-around brilliant person, who has great opinions but sometimes voices them too loudly. If you ever get to meet a Bissem, I recommend you talk to them and let the flow of ingeniousness float through you.
by Some Guy with an opinion September 5, 2011
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Get the Wet Bessies mug.A bissue is a beer in place of a tissue in the event where normally a tissue would be handed to someone to calm their nerves.
by rayfee September 9, 2009
Get the bissue mug.Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.
Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020
Get the Bessie the cow mug.A cool chick, who normally rocks a braid or a bun. Can make anyone laugh, and laughs at herself half the time. Will be brutally honest, so only ask if you wanna know. Musically inclined and intelligent, but can pack a punch like effing superman. Sometimes overweight, but super cool about it. Best friend to have, will be loyal forever. No exceptions. THE person to count on.
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Jack: DAYUM. that Bessie doesn't hold back!
John: Bro, you know that chick? The kinda chubby one? With the bun?
Jerry: oh yeah. That's Bessie. You should ask her out, she's amazing. But don't get on her bad side. Just trust me.
* nurses shoulder*
John: Bro, you know that chick? The kinda chubby one? With the bun?
Jerry: oh yeah. That's Bessie. You should ask her out, she's amazing. But don't get on her bad side. Just trust me.
* nurses shoulder*
by Im Still Into You- on repeat- January 7, 2015
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"I was totally drunk yesterday for having too much bisse"
"I was totally drunk yesterday for having too much bisse"
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