(Noun,Plural) Defecation left by any mammalian creature, typically a canine, on a neighborhood lawn. Said droppings then become a gratifying snack to any unsupervised animal on the prowl for a freebie.
Johnny Shatt, unprepared as usual, allowed his Labrador to take a mean shit on the apartment lawn. Five minutes later, the neighborhood stray Chihuahua made a meal of said lawn biscuits. Yummy.
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Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."
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Good ol'fashion porn style blow job. The abbreviation for blow job is bj hence the B stands for biscuits and J stands for jelly. Now we have a saying we can use in public for a blow job with her parents or grandparents being none the wiser.
Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?
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1.an unfortunate incident occurs.
2.after injuring oneself
3.before having a rant at a total assmunch
1.an unfortunate incident occurs.
2.after injuring oneself
3.before having a rant at a total assmunch
1.jeff: i crashed my car last night *grrs*
joe: piss biscuits dude! that sucks.
2.(after hammring a nail through your thumb)jeff:piss biscuits that fucking hurts (crying face)
3. miles: ur mum
jeff: *sighs* piss biscuits miles you are a total dickfaced moron. 'ur mum' got old about 10 years ago so SHUT UR FUCKING FACE. you. suck. ass. bigtime
joe: piss biscuits dude! that sucks.
2.(after hammring a nail through your thumb)jeff:piss biscuits that fucking hurts (crying face)
3. miles: ur mum
jeff: *sighs* piss biscuits miles you are a total dickfaced moron. 'ur mum' got old about 10 years ago so SHUT UR FUCKING FACE. you. suck. ass. bigtime
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2. A peice of dough cooked to perfection.
2. A peice of dough cooked to perfection.
"Oh biscuits i just got shot in the face with a gun."
"Mhh, gotta love these biscuits my mom made huh?"
"Mhh, gotta love these biscuits my mom made huh?"
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Get the Shitty Biscuits mug.The sight of an extremely attractive young lady reminds one of the sight of a tray of fresh biscuits that just came out of an oven when you where a child.
The smell, sight and unresistable feeling of wanting to get your hands on them can be overwhelming.
The smell, sight and unresistable feeling of wanting to get your hands on them can be overwhelming.
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