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Bimala

Probably the best girl you will ever meet. Bimala is cute, smart, quirky, and really adorable. She will be your best friend and she'll always make you laugh! Bimala is the best friend you"ll ever have.
Hey, Bimala is pretty adorable.
by ErinAlex June 23, 2011
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binary system

Originally used by computers to store information (using only 0's and 1's) (see above), this two digit system has been co-opted (often, but not exclusively, by men) and used as a tool to assess others' appearance (often, but not exclusively females').

The "binary" procedure of assigning a numeric value to someone's appearance assumes that one thing, and one thing alone matters: whether or not the assessor would have sexual intercourse with the person being assessed. Thus, "1" implies that the ranker would, given the opportunity, indeed have sex with the person in question while "0" implies that he/she would not.

Many practitioners of this system claim that it is the most honest measurement of someone's attractiveness, because its measurements are completely straightforward--there is no in-between. Fractions are implicitly forbidden in the binary system, and even hesitant tones and vocal slants are frowned upon during the ranking process, as they undermine the absolute nature of the system.

One might call into question the veracity of the system based on the differing moral standards and social norms of its varied practitioners, but that is, I believe, beyond the scope of this definition.
example of two acquaintances discussing a friend's new girlfriend using the binary system:

Jim: "Yuck, Biff's new girlfriend is definitely a 0"

Skip: "Well then Jim, I guess it's good that Biff, not you, is dating her"
by miamia December 3, 2005
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Binary Rule

Binary is a base-2 number system made up of only two digits 1's and 0's.

The term BINARY RULE refers to the common phenomenon where a couple will usually be made up of a large or fat person aka a ZERO and a slim one aka a ONE. So if you want a skinny partner you better put some weight on!

This term is being used regularly on the streets of Birmingham, UK where it was discovered.
Some examples and proof of the Binary Rule would be; Fred Flintstone is a binary 0 and his wife Wilma is a binary 1.

Or any bodybuilder would be a binary 0 and his petite skinny bimbo would be the binary 1.
by Birmingham-Rulez May 22, 2011
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bipartisan

Political term wherein members of the democratic and the republican parties agree on a particular piece of legislation. (Also see 'mythology.')
This legislation needs bipartisan support in order to pass...I'll vote for your piece of shit pork barrel legislation that I don't believe in, if you'll vote against your morals and support my tax-wasting special-interest initiative."
by Tom H April 8, 2003
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Bipartisanship

When Democrats and Republicans come together to buttfuck the American people
Fred-
"The 7.3 trillion dollar budget along with 5.1 trillion in new government programs, 1.5 trillion in war spending, 700 billion in pork projects, 500 billion in economic stimulius payments, and 3 million to prepay for congressional office blowjobs were great examples of congressional bipartisanship!"

Bill-
"Wait, that is over half our GDP! How are we supposed to pay for any of this?"

Fred-
"Drop your pants, bend over, and bite your lip while Uncle Sam shows you the real definition of bipartisanship!"
by Future Generations June 13, 2008
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BIPARTISANSHIP

Congress is a big toilet bowl. Full of bipartisanship. Democrats on one end, republicans on the other.= 2 different ends of the same turd= BIPARTISANSHIP.
by damagedgoods April 11, 2013
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Binary Scale

A scale by which a female is sized up. They are not judged on looks but rather they are assigned a 0 or a 1 depending on the judges willingness to have sexual relations with the female. 1 for go 0 for no
Greg: Eh... I'd Say shes a four maybe

Jeff: She's a one on my binary scale!
by JRo June 20, 2006
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