BillyAsh

Very good at insulting people without realising. Is also addicted to LoL even though he states he hates the game so much.

I fucked up today, I BillyAshed and called some kid a cunt, he didn't realise luckily.

by Ogrish is life May 12, 2017

billy mays

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by Floppers16 January 19, 2010

Billmaster

n. Billmaster

is anyone who Masters acts of total sweetness and Bad Ass-ness which usually result in someone/something else's ultimate demise and/or embarrassment. A Billmaster can act in the physical or verbal form and at times in ways never thought possible, but does so on a highly skilled and creative way and on a regular basis.

Someone exceptionally wise in the ways of the Bill, one who is unparalleled and always willing to take his Billness to the highest level

An act of the most profound Billness

1. The way you mopped the floor with that dudes testicles was Billmaster.

2. Dennis Leary is one Bad Ass Mother Billmaster!

by DFaFH June 29, 2007

Did you hear Billy Mays Died?

Response to someone bringing up old information as breaking news.

Late, uninformed guy: "Hey guys, did you hear the Yankees won the 2009 World Series?"

Quick witted guy: "Hey, did you hear Billy Mays died?"

by UrbanPhilly June 27, 2010

The Billy Mays Shit

When You Take a Crap, then Wipe and go to wash your hands. But your Ass tells you But Wait there is More.

I took a shit at work and as I washed my hands, The Billy Mays Shit knocked on the door and said but wait there is more. I then rushed to the still warm stall to finish my business.

by TheBigPope69 October 19, 2021

Billy Mays

A middle aged man, who can't seem to control his voice and advertises infomercials. By the strain in his voice you'd think he is constantly defecating his pants.

Billy Mays: "AS YOU CAN SEE OXY-CLEAN DOES THE JOB!

by IHAVE_OGD March 30, 2009

Hunting Billy Mays

When you are bored and aimlessly flipping through channels, searching for something attention grabbing and exciting, such as a Billy Mays informercial.

"What did you do last night, meng?"
"Pffft, nada, I was hunting billy mays"

by cbelmontes April 27, 2009