HI BILLY MAYS HERE!!!
DO YOUR COMMERCIALS SUCK???? THEN TRY OUT MY BRAND NEW PRODUCT, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT. FOR 100 EASY PAYMENTS OF $99.95 YOU CAN HIRE ME TO YELL IN YOUR COMMERCIALS REALLY LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO CALL NOW AT 1-800-MYCOMMERCIALS SUCK AND I NEED BILLY MAYS TO YELL IN THEM.
An evil type of person that takes joy in murdering helpless fruits, vegetables, and other nonmeat products that can't run away. These peopleare so selfish, that they would rather substitute a helpless carrot for a tasty cheeseburger.
Everytime I see a vegetarian eating a salad, i think: "My god!!! That head of lettuce had no chance..."
