Baker's fag

Someone who is really, REALLY gay. I mean so gay you couldn't put him out with a bucket of water. The name is derived from a 'baker's dozen', getting 13 items for the price of 12. A 'baker's fag' will suck 13 dicks for the price of 12.

"Dude, Will is so friggin gay. I mean, he's a baker's fag. He'd suck 13 cocks for the price of 12.

by cagedape May 29, 2009

baker's block

When you want to bake everything, but can't decide on anything.

-"Sweet or savoury?"
-"I DONT KNOW!"
-"You're not helping my baker's block!"

by *Lea* April 18, 2014

baker's blowjob

When a female makes a male a cake and then the male

gets a blowjob from said woman while he eats the cake.

Jimmy still had icing on his mouth after he got a baker's blowjob from Suzelle.

by Reed, T. Laxgod128 December 20, 2009

Baker's deuce

From the former practice of bakers of adding a third to a batch of two in order to avoid punishment for accidentally delivering underweight deuces.

Johnson: "Wait, how many english muffs did you have for dinner last night?"

John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."

by billybee69 March 23, 2011

Bider's Remorse

Electing someone thought to be someone different than who they were.

In 2020 the United States elected Joe Biden as 46th President of the United States. By 2021 most wished they had not voted for Joe, coining a phrase, "Bider's Remorse".

by Gerk Merkin November 29, 2020

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."

by GlazeHer October 30, 2013

Baker's Pound

A Baker's Pound is 17 ounces of marijuana instead of the usual 16 ounces in a pound. Sold as a "bonus" or free ounce with the purchase of a pound.

Hey Corey Baker, can I get a Baker's pound?

by Corey Baker April 16, 2007