by Chip November 18, 2004
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Get the bijonly mug.Bjorn, where do I start? An absolute hotty, the best god damn abs ever but he won’t admit it. Amazing at every sport, especially basketball and soccer, he’s very fit. He can be quite sensitive but he’ll never show you how he really feels unless he trusts you completely. He’s outgoing, fun and has the cutest laugh ever. He makes the best jokes and loves tickling and teasing you. His hair is amazing, he can not wash it for a week but it’ll still look amazing, even when it’s not styled. If you’re dating a good Bjorn he gives you all his attention, little cuddles when he thinks nobodies looking or sometimes when the whole world is staring. He gives the cutest kisses ever, super soft and delicate lips. His smile can light up a whole room, it’s contagious. Bjorn’s love alone time and that can sometimes be mistaken for him being sad but mostly he just needed some time to think. It’s amazing when you hold hands, his hands are always really warm so he’s practically a portable heater. He always wants other people to be happy and he has the biggest heart ever. Bjorn is a fucking god but he’s never admit it.
Person 1: Wow! That guy looks like a god
Person 2: Yeah, he’s name is Bjorn
Person 1: I wish I was like Bjorn
Person 2: Yeah, he’s name is Bjorn
Person 1: I wish I was like Bjorn
by Peppermintpie September 4, 2019
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They only let impure maidens ride them instead
Sometimes depicted as part panther,part cow with a human face but that doesn't fit my beliefs, so I don't count it.
They only let impure maidens ride them instead
Sometimes depicted as part panther,part cow with a human face but that doesn't fit my beliefs, so I don't count it.
Woman: Hey can I ride you, the Unicorn wouldn't let me.
Bicorn: Sure unlike that virgin fetisch fucker I only accept people who are impure
Bicorn: Sure unlike that virgin fetisch fucker I only accept people who are impure
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Get the Bicorn mug.an extremly blonde and large cocked young fellow.usually found in the upper parts of norwegia but could be found in America(very rare). ~They fetch a high price in bounties~YARRRRR!MATEY!
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