An epidemic currently sweeping the nation. Common in pre-teen and teenage girls, Bieber Fever is a condition involving obsession with the rising pop star, Justin Bieber.
Common symptoms include; obsessive conversation, obsessive poster hanging, as well as obsessive stalking. Peer pressure causes many to succumb to Bieber Fever, and thirteen year old girls are at the highest risk for this condition.
If your daughter or son displays any interest in this baby-faced good guy, please do your part to stop this unfortunate epidemic, based on the infatuation of our youth.
Common symptoms include; obsessive conversation, obsessive poster hanging, as well as obsessive stalking. Peer pressure causes many to succumb to Bieber Fever, and thirteen year old girls are at the highest risk for this condition.
If your daughter or son displays any interest in this baby-faced good guy, please do your part to stop this unfortunate epidemic, based on the infatuation of our youth.
Susan: My daughter Jenny looks dazed all the time, and she cannot stop listening to "Baby".
Cheryl: Same with my Destiny, she keeps speaking to all of these Justin Bieber posters in her room.
Susan: Its time for intervention, looks like our girls have BIEBER FEVER!!!!!
Cheryl: Same with my Destiny, she keeps speaking to all of these Justin Bieber posters in her room.
Susan: Its time for intervention, looks like our girls have BIEBER FEVER!!!!!
by lmnop16 April 23, 2010
The demonic trance that the Immortal One (Justin Bieber) puts young girls into while he steals their souls, which he feeds on to sustain himself.
by Dr. Jacob Cornelius January 31, 2011
The term Bieber fever applies mainly to prepubescent girls with a few exceptions. Most people that actually have bieber fever are either:
1. Deaf
2. Possesing an IQ below room temperature
3. Pedophiles
4. Knowing nothing about music
5. Under the age of 10
Few people know the cause of Bieber Fever, but it generally causes any girl years younger than him to love him and anyone with a tiny bit of manliness or sense of music having a strong hatred towards the girl they call Justin. Usually this would cause someone to go to jail and eventually get shanked multiple times, but Bieber is a celebrity and is known to attract miles of fools that can actually listen to his sqeaky xbox live-esque voice. After concerts, the crowds are generally worse than riots, and the Local Swat teams have to hold back the now savage fans.
1. Deaf
2. Possesing an IQ below room temperature
3. Pedophiles
4. Knowing nothing about music
5. Under the age of 10
Few people know the cause of Bieber Fever, but it generally causes any girl years younger than him to love him and anyone with a tiny bit of manliness or sense of music having a strong hatred towards the girl they call Justin. Usually this would cause someone to go to jail and eventually get shanked multiple times, but Bieber is a celebrity and is known to attract miles of fools that can actually listen to his sqeaky xbox live-esque voice. After concerts, the crowds are generally worse than riots, and the Local Swat teams have to hold back the now savage fans.
Dumbass Girl: Woo! I have Bieber Fever!
Person with complexity above a fruit fly: He makes horrible music, how can you like him?
Dumbass Girl: STFU! He's very talented
Person: *Sigh* (Procedes to daydream about Bieber getting cudgelled)
Person with complexity above a fruit fly: He makes horrible music, how can you like him?
Dumbass Girl: STFU! He's very talented
Person: *Sigh* (Procedes to daydream about Bieber getting cudgelled)
by Jag140 July 09, 2011
by ManBearPig2012 December 21, 2011
A pandemic sickness that infects the weak and unprepared who are easily satisfied by seven-year-olds singing. The probability of infection depends on the carrier and the exposure victims. It feeds on people's minds and souls, and its path of destruction is powered by attention, whether it be good or bad.
Symptoms include sudden interest in a certain brownish-haired seven-year-old looking boy and other people often commenting on how stupid you are. You may also want to check for posters in your room featuring the aforementioned child. It is best if you do not contract this disease, or else you will not have the sanity to treat it, and no one else can help you. If you have a friend who is infected by this, we're sorry.
Methods of prevention of Bieber Fever can include listening to real music, instead of a small child attempting to sing. To prevent this disease from spreading too far, mentioning of the child known as Justin Bieber should be kept to a minimum so as to keep people from giving him attention.
Symptoms include sudden interest in a certain brownish-haired seven-year-old looking boy and other people often commenting on how stupid you are. You may also want to check for posters in your room featuring the aforementioned child. It is best if you do not contract this disease, or else you will not have the sanity to treat it, and no one else can help you. If you have a friend who is infected by this, we're sorry.
Methods of prevention of Bieber Fever can include listening to real music, instead of a small child attempting to sing. To prevent this disease from spreading too far, mentioning of the child known as Justin Bieber should be kept to a minimum so as to keep people from giving him attention.
Person A: Omgomg, I have Bieber Fever, omg, Justin is soooo hot!
Person B: Omg me too! What about you, C?
Person C: ......NO.
Person B: Omg me too! What about you, C?
Person C: ......NO.
by LALALALA...lol? February 14, 2011
by dizzle2309 July 23, 2010
by Mike Hawk2232 September 06, 2010