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tijuana bison 

A Tijuana Bison refers to a large, hairy prostitute located in Tijuana, Mexico. The bison's most common characteristics are a hairy upper lip and, long impressive sideburns and a hairy neck.
I spent my last night in Tijuana Mexico grazing distilled beverages among some of the most follically blessed Tijuana Bison I have I've seen to date. The later part of my evening was spent skinning the largest of the Bison in the herd.
tijuana bison by J.Rog September 22, 2016
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Doing the Biden 

Fucking up something as fast as you can without regard to the outcome or peoples thought.
When Jeremy heard a rumor of being fired he started "Doing the Biden!"
Doing the Biden by KSWILDMAN69 July 27, 2021

The Biden Blitz 

While fucking a girl, right before finishing, pull out and jerk off on her. While doing so, yell the following "this is MAGA country" and then never talk to her again.
When you are fucking a girl for a hot minute, and she starts her political bullshit, fuck her one last time, and end it all with The Biden Blitz!!
The Biden Blitz by Big Hodge October 27, 2021

The Biden administration

Something radically different from the Trump administration
The Biden administration is, as of now, the most incompetent and most embarrassing (even democratic) administration since at least Jimmy Carter.

Take a Biden 

When you take a poop and it forgets where it was pooped. The poop came from its basement and smells bad.
I took a massive Biden, but I forgot which toilet it was in. (Take a Biden)
Take a Biden by Bob Nelson December 16, 2020

trump and biden 

butthurt rednecks will dislike
trump and biden
trump and biden by thechas3 November 30, 2020

The Biden Nightmare 

The border crisis incited and created by Biden's policies, rhetoric, and stupidity.
Guy 1: Have you heard of the Biden Nightmare? It's a total border crisis, and these voters just eat up anything the democrats put on the plate.
Guy 2: Yeah, trump 2024
The Biden Nightmare by Dripler March 21, 2021