Bess is an ugly name. People called Bess should just give up on love, popularity and the above. If your called Bess then where the hell did your parents call you? In a pub?
Mum: YESSSS TOTTENHAM
Dad: CMONNN THIS IS THE BESSSSS-
TV: *Man City scores*
Mum: DAD U THOUGHT OF A NAME FOR OUR UGLY BABY GIRL-
Dad: What?
Mum: BESS!!
Dad: I was abt to say best but alr
Dad: CMONNN THIS IS THE BESSSSS-
TV: *Man City scores*
Mum: DAD U THOUGHT OF A NAME FOR OUR UGLY BABY GIRL-
Dad: What?
Mum: BESS!!
Dad: I was abt to say best but alr
by user0001 May 28, 2022
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by Stacey drama September 26, 2020
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