Big Bertha

Someone/Something really fat or big. Usually get an uncomfortable feeling around Big Bertha's.

OMG!! She is such a Big Bertha! Look at her.

by CesTiger March 30, 2017

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berther

A person who avoids at all costs any possible contact with society's lunatic fringe. A berther intentionally establishes a wide 'berth' between him- or herself and groups like the birthers and other crazies.

The reasons for becoming a berther may include maintaining one's sanity, protecting one's self and others, including the lunatic fringe, and preserving one's faith in mankind.

Person 1: *eyes glazed over* "uuuggghhhh....uuughhhh.... I've just been reading the reader's comments on foxnews.com...." *collapses to the floor, twitching*

Person 2: "Man, you really should become a berther...that shit'll kill ya."

Nearby Scientologist: "Dude, you said it. What a bunch of crazies." *Sips the kool-aid*

Person 2: *coldcocks him*

by Methuselah Honeysuckle July 28, 2009

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Dirty Bertha

When a man is with a large woman, and she reaches underneath her fat rolls to produce "Boob Schmega" and then procedes to slap him in the forehead with it.

When I commented on her size, she proceded to hit me with a dirty bertha-But I fucked her anyway!

by Bods July 1, 2006

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Bethea

A bethea is a brave person and very smart too.😊 Bethea will treat you nice if you do the same back. If you do one little mistake bethea will get mad at you but will easily forgive you.

Man that's a bethea
Is that bethea over there??
That bethea is brave😜😜

by Gsknji January 29, 2016

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bertha

Typical oversized female, always has ginger hair and has terrible dress sense thinking she can wear clothes 5 sizes to small for her.....Don't be near her on a hot day as BO is a big problem amongst Bertha's....

You will always have one within your workplace.

by Alikat July 29, 2004

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